I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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