We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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