don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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