She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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