Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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