The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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