dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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