Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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