How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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