everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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