There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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