Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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