So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
