How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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