she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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