Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i believe in u and ur pee
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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