I'm jealous of your bromance
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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