Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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