So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Randomize
