i just google imaged poop.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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