btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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