I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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