Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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