Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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