Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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