yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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