This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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