I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Randomize
