I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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