That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
