i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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