So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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