eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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