PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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