so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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