His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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