Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I have already put on my inside pants.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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