They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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