Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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