I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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