I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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