My boss' voice literally gives me gas
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Blood and glitter go together right?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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