he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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