Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
