So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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