Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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