How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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