If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Randomize
