i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So squirting runs in the family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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