ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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