you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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