That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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