they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
