his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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