Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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