fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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