what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We need to get me chipped asap
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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